I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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