Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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