This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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