That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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