That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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