called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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