Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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