I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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