can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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