Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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