no you cant smoke seaweed
you will always have a special place in my vag
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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