i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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