OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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