Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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