quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Fuck appropriateness.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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