I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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