That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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