Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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