they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
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I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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