Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You smell like stripper and shame
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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