Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.