as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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