i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
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Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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