So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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