Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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