But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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