So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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