The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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