its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Randomize