I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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