I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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