i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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