I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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