ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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