What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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