before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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