absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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