Dual....:-)
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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