Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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