Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so explain again why im purple
no
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize
