sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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