I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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