sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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