id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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