I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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