it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
they call him Oral-B. enough said
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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