Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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