I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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