oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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