Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
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You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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