check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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