I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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