im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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