Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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