I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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