If i come over, it means nothing
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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