But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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