i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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