Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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